when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
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Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are ‘It might have been.’
- Kurt Vonnegut, Cat’s Cradle (via mynameiscollins)
| cashier: | will that be cash or credit |
| lady gaga: | i'll take credit thanks |
| lady gaga: | i'll take credit for EVERYTHING |
Think of the most attractive person you know. Now imagine them sitting on the toilet, having extreme diarrhea.
even hotter
