doctor: due to your condition, we're going to have to do some invasive stuff. move around some organs.
patient: could you be more specific?
doctor: sorry, this is general hospital.

adenouement:

belatable replied to your post: saw Men in Black 3 tonight. the last ten minutes…

SERIOUSLY? REALLY? gah was so looking forward to watching. but were you even a huge fan of the MIB series to begin with, or?

loved the first one. didn’t see the second one.

hm. still going to see it regardless, then. thanks for the tip, bestie

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gloomyteens:

i made a sex tape with my boyfriend…..here’s the audio from it.

The Easy Drake Oven™

“Your cookies will come out soft as hell.”

Snape: be careful
Snape: people might think you're
Snape:
Snape:
Snape:
Harry:
Hermione:
Ron:
Snape:
Universe:
God:
Snape:
Snape: up
Snape: to something
mttsilver64:

awlivur:

gothbaby:

Don’t look at me

Why is her left shoulder deflated?


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